Jonethan

Very unique individual
Quiet

Very self conscious
Afraid to get their hearts broken
Good listener
Very emotional

"Jonethan, please speak up"

by EasyABC123 December 20, 2016

Johnathon

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019

johnetta

a socially awkward, weird girl who will laugh at anything anyone says

Boy 1- wow, johnetta is really weird
Boy 2- yea and socially akward

by IT_ye_DUDE February 6, 2017

johnston

1.(verb) To quickly leave place or situation in haste.
2. (verb)To cut out on a bill or check.

"Dude, I was getting a hand job, and when she told me the price I freaked and totally pulled a johnston out of the joint!"

by BN'G January 2, 2009

University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown

The worst 4 years to go to college. ABSOLUTELY nothing to do, with no parties, no social life, no academic life, no anything. Guys steal girls because there are an abundant amount of guys and a limited amount of girls.

A branch of University of Pittsburgh, this is the biggest mistake of anyone's life. Teachers are horrible, girls are hideous, guys are rednecks, and there is absolutely no future here.

The closest spot to hangout is literally Pittsburgh, Pa.

"Hey where do you go to school?"
"Um...University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown..."

by rizzlebizzledizzlejcrew April 3, 2011

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018