John

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

by Flavber June 12, 2017

John

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you

Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo

by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021

John

this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....

bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants

by MyShitStinks May 3, 2019

Johns

An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.

Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly

by Big slimmy April 20, 2019

John

Fagot

He's such a john

by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017

John

Another word for penis

The boy i had sex with last night has a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession

Look at that cunt John

by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018