Very annoying. If your name is jared bank you problem have poor grades and no friends, and jared's are known for being obsessed with ducks... and very tall.
Girl 1: Did you see jared bank in class today?
Girl 2: yea. He's weird. Did you see that duck he had?!
Girl 2: yea. He's weird. Did you see that duck he had?!
by Haroldduck123 November 30, 2016
Get the jared bankmug. A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
I was cruising round Little Venice, when an ombre-hued hunk with piercing blue eyes and lashings of black eyeliner approached me. I immediately took him back to my boiler cupboard and disrobed. He spun me around and pinned me to the wall; I spread my legs, he plunged inside me. He stood still, and produced a riding crop. With one sharp smack to my buttock, he yelled "Yeehaa", and I was on my way. As I was thrusting against his rigid rod, I saw him reach for my 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish. He uncapped it slowly, and teased open the lid. Beginning with my left hand, he proceeded to stroke the brush against my bare nail, several times. To my immediate arousal, I saw he too was wearing 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish.
After he had finished the first hand, I felt a sharp smack on my other buttock, whereupon he exalted another "Yeehaa", while proceeding with a whip and dip. He then started on my right hand, my fingers trembling as I continued to thrust; yet I contained my excitement. As he delicately coloured my nails one by one, I thrust harder, and faster. Finally, he reached my pinkie finger, and with the final stroke we both let out a loud "Yeehaa" and collapsed in a heap, satiated and manicured.
- Oh my god, you wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he Jared Leto'd me.
After he had finished the first hand, I felt a sharp smack on my other buttock, whereupon he exalted another "Yeehaa", while proceeding with a whip and dip. He then started on my right hand, my fingers trembling as I continued to thrust; yet I contained my excitement. As he delicately coloured my nails one by one, I thrust harder, and faster. Finally, he reached my pinkie finger, and with the final stroke we both let out a loud "Yeehaa" and collapsed in a heap, satiated and manicured.
- Oh my god, you wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he Jared Leto'd me.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
Get the Jared Leto'dmug. verb- To go from singing in a normal voice, to a screaming singing voice that sounds nothing like the first voice. Happens in a short period of time, usually 1 to 2 seconds.
by BuddyCakes December 30, 2010
Get the Jared Letomug. by lolslolsolsols January 1, 2012
Get the jared harleymug. Deragatory name for Los Angeles Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.
God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.
by Pyrple October 21, 2019
Get the Jared Goofmug. by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018
Get the Jared Manningmug. Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.
by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009
Get the Jared Kusnitzmug.