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Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.
Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*
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voicemail jail

A pre-recorded telephone answering system where callers are asked to press numbers on their telephone to hear different messages. Can often lead callers in circles, preventing them from doing what they are trying to do. These are most often used by large companies who are too cheap to get real people to answer the phone.
I tried to call the carpeting company but I got stuck in a voicemail jail.
by berkinator July 14, 2005
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Jail

Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in preschool, jail is just the same.
by Cape Horn June 5, 2010
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Jailbird

A jailbird is basically someone that is so stupid that he gets thrown in jail multiple times.
How dare you call me a jailbird!
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Jailhouse Burrito

a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.

the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.

to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.

after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).

the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.

it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.

not recommended to be tried by free humans.

or animals.

(this is a real recipe)
Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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Jadilly

adjective

I’m not a fan of Jason’s Deli or Piccadilly. I created Jadilly from a very frustrating and bad experiences at both establishments. It means; Cheap, Carnival like (carny), Five & Dime stores, Flea Market Mentality, Goofiness, Goober, Lackluster, and just plain Worthless and Weak.
That's damn Jadilly. Stop being so Jadilly. Look how freaking Jadilly that is. Stop with all this Jadillyness!
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jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.
Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009
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