Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.

SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!

by Jaco722 July 19, 2013

Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.

Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 07, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.

Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone

by Gracie McTanagan May 08, 2020

Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.

Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"

by Eric Peatter December 11, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020

jacob

mattress boy

wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?

by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020