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jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!
I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.
by Takisha January 1, 2006
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jacking off

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.
i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth
by loves2jack May 26, 2004
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jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.
Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.
Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.
by J Benj November 5, 2007
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Flap jacking

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!
by Chucksama November 14, 2013
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swagga jackin'

imitating another persons original look and/or attitude by dressing or acting like them.
"I just bought these really obscure nikes and the next week I saw steve wearing the same pair. He's swagga jackin' me!"
by thecream March 6, 2009
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cracker-jacking

When somebody peeks down a girls shirt at her breasts, its like a little boy opening a box of cracker jacks to find the surprise at the bottom of the box.
Did you notice Alex was cracker-jacking Betsy at lunch today?
by FrYivYdiNO March 11, 2009
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