Ivan

A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.

“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”

“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”

“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”

by word influencer 2000 April 24, 2019

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Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.

Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!

by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019

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To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days

"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"

by 69TH September 22, 2017

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(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.

As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.

by Pseudonat June 12, 2017

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A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.

Ivan Montalvo:A well cooked creature with an actual brain.

by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017

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