Ivan is the smartest, funniest, most attractive human being on the planet. Every second you are with him is pure joy and your heart starts racing when you’re around him. His warm embrace is all you need when you’re in a bad mood. Under his humorous exterior, Ivan is loyal and kind, and will never let you go. Just as he is not letting me go now. I dont have a lot of time he is coming. I dont think my jaw is attached to my body anymore. It hurts so much why did i talk to that girl i was just asking her for a new pencil Please help me Im running out of air and im scared my i!snns dnd c n!!!,,’xnxmx
Girl 1: Wow, isn’t Ivan such a cutie?
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
by Non-criminal November 22, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. 
by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011
Get the Flavio Ivanmug. Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).
Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
by Nerdy Nani February 19, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.
by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021
Get the ivan the silly goosemug. 
The best man you can find on earth. The person who will listen to you, will be with you always, will give you unconditional support and a fan of Luis Miguel.He loves northern music and that will make you madly in love. He is a doggy lover, and if he adopts one with you he will make you want to stay with him forever. He loves that his shoes click when he walks. He loves the cinema and it will teach you a lot about that, he has a lot of patience when he teaches about what he is passionate about. When he is happy he is beautiful, but he values even more when he shares his sadness with you. Never let him just drink mezcal and dance with him all the time. You will be lucky to have him in your life.
by Mardenoviembre November 23, 2021
Get the Ivanmug.