phuongie-itis

scared of:
- door handles
- school lock
- darkness
- moths
- birds
- thunder
- ghost
- snakes
- insects
- flying things, UFO?
- heights
+ MORE childish stuff

aka. p-itis, pee-itis, lil sp-itis

- 'OH NO I HAVE BEEN HIT BY PHUONGIE-ITIS!'
- 'ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN HAVE PHUONGIE-ITIS'

by cute edward cullen March 16, 2009

Atomic Irish Car Bomb

An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.


How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).

Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.

Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"

by TZ December 8, 2004

iish

person, place or thing that is the shyt/very cool

Suzy is the fuckin' iish..she is so cool!

by smab87 June 22, 2007

irish-american

The second largest group in america, after the germans. Presidents Reagan and Kennedy were Irish and Bill Clinton was half-irish. Tougher than nails, they are regarded as great fighters and even greater writers. (Think Joyce, Yeats, Doyle, etc.) Once looked down upon (by the boring ass wasps..) they rose up through the ranks of American society and are now one of the most popular and successful groups in the country.

George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Sean Penn, Conan O'Brien, Tom Brady, Sharon Stone, Vince McMahon, Brian Williams, Jack Welch, Carson Daly, Nolan Ryan, Dennis Leary, Pat Riley, Dropkick Murphys, JFK, Tom Clancy, Lindsay Lohan, Jenny McCarthy, are all Irish-Americans

by BlackIrish06 September 23, 2008

Costco-itis

A condition where a person can not avoid going to Costco in search of a good deal on something, even when the person went to Costco the day before and doesn't even need anything at the moment.

Mark has such a bad case of Costco-itis, that on the way home from work he stopped at Costco to look around eventhough he just shopped there two days ago

by Chunkyc September 19, 2006

ifish

Somebody who constantly makes typos. Also obsessed with Miley Cyrus.

ifish: Hye gys did yo sea that Mley Cirys vidoe?
Person: Shutup ifish

by Marky jesus January 7, 2010

Aye-aye-itis

the medical condition of a hispanic person (usually female and elderly) who just says "aye aye aye aye" (sounds like 'eye') in pain or distress while in a hospital or clinic. Frequently can progress to an acute hispanic attack and if not stopped would progress to status hispanicus.

That woman with the upset stomach also has acute aye-aye-itis.

by ImDontknow March 6, 2011