pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008

The Weave Pat

when a female (commonly black) pats her head on a designated area that itches but can't scratch it because of her weave.

sally: why is La'Quishraniqua hitting herself in the head?
courtney: oh don't mind her she's doing the weave pat

by bredron January 22, 2012

Pats Flats

A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.

Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.

by Pat September 13, 2004

oooh pat

There is little known definition for this phrase, and it takes a little practise. It's a phrase used for when one of your friends has something in their mouth; i.e water. You need to sound like an old woman when saying; oooh pat!
I did this to my friend that many times whilst he was drinking he was sick.

Harry: (drinking)
Will: (pops up in front of him - 'OOOH PAT!'
Harry: (trys as hard as he can not to spit out his drink; then pukes up everywhere)

by WILL-I-AM89 April 26, 2006

Pat McCrotch

the funniest shit i ever heard (on venture bros.)

great fake name for prank calls

*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?

Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please

Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?

Pranker: Pat McCrotch

*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*

by radda July 7, 2008

Pat Casual

Without intention; calm and collected; passing: a casual remark.

Me and Dyll showed up all pat casual.

by Jeff From Above 1979 February 23, 2008