plague tub

A cruise liner

You’ll never come back alive if you go on that plague tub!

by Lord Richards April 13, 2020

Tub grub

When you sit in dirty bath water and never use soap so there is a ring of dirt around your tub from not washing

I went to mias house and used the bathroom only to see her shower curtain open and her tub to have tub grub

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

tub ledging

The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation

Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.

by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 8, 2016

Chub Tub

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.

dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly

by theswagster April 18, 2016

Tub biter

A person who farts in a bathtub and bites the bubbles

Aidan’s such a tub biter

by ItzYaBoi420_69 April 8, 2019

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

by sittinherebored January 27, 2018

Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.

Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.

by Megaddon January 17, 2010