blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
by plumit April 30, 2009
Get the balloon knotmug. The condition when a woman's pubic hair is so mismanaged and overgrown that the knotted hair prevents entry.
by wtai June 14, 2010
Get the knot holemug. by depressed emo June 29, 2007
Get the tag knotmug. 1. the upper part of the body, joined to the trunk by the neck.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.
by kellymncole March 23, 2008
Get the top knotmug. Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”
by thErealCooleditor July 8, 2019
Get the Balloon Knotmug. Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013
Get the Chastity Knotmug. An asshole
by thedickfacedwonder May 7, 2018
Get the Balloon Knotmug.