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Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
by Death Menace June 14, 2023
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Damming

The act of gooning until orgasm, then sealing one's penis hole using a thumb, glue, ect. to keep the ejaculate within. This can be repeated until it is all wished to be released in an act known as "blowing the dam." To date, no human has successfully attempted damming.
Bro, last night I was trying damming, but the glue kept breaking!
by skibidisigma69 December 7, 2024
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Dam

A word that was often used by underage Roblox users to say “Damn” a word restricted to accounts over 13
Man 1: Dam you man two!
Man 2: you probably are 10
by Connorisbingys July 19, 2024
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pizza dam

The solid block of constipation you get after eating a shit ton of pizza.
"Hey Babe you've been in the bathroom a long time..."
"I know, I've got a pizza dam going on right now"
by Pizzalover69;) May 3, 2018
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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.
Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?
by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025
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Dam-Trang

A gerund that describes a beautiful-girl( compared with a flower in Viet Nam)
Oh look that girl. So Dam-Trang
But she owe me 5 millions for that beauty
by Quoc Anh Bin November 21, 2021
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Cotton Beaver Dam

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.
by DarkArc December 18, 2024
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