One in a krillion

A pun used by a krill in happy feet 2. Obviously, its a spin on "One in a million".

"I am one in a krillion." "what?" "👍"

by m4xhunt3r August 24, 2023

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

by Wutanglou December 13, 2015

jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

One in a million

1. Used to emphasize something extremely unlikely, but you don’t care to find out the actual probability of said event. (Same with, “one in a billion” and “one in a trillion”)

2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.

1. John: “Are you sure this is safe?”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”

2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”

by Glockumentary November 13, 2021

One in a million

I love you

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.

by Out&About November 28, 2021

rolling one in the bay

getting fucking zooted
aka they’re high

1: bro what’s that smell
2: damn boy who’s getting high up in here

1: looks like someone is rolling one in the bay

by spearmintbby November 30, 2021