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Intelligent Idiot

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.
by EAdams2006 December 30, 2011
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Idioteque

a song from KID A that i am constantly getting stuck in my head. a very good song none the less
by id-E-O-tek May 14, 2003
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idiotneck

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.
At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.
by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008
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damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.
That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.
by LivingHell October 22, 2004
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Idiot Theory of Sports

A theory that officially states....

"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”

This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.

B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!

A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 18, 2009
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idiotboy

1. a male who is an idiot;

particularly one who has hurt someone as a result of thier idiocy

2. somebody who needs to be bitch slapped by me
by nina_du_pointe_du_lac April 5, 2009
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idiots out walking around

"Ever been to Iowa?"
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of Idiots out walking around."
by Kernel Kraut September 11, 2013
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