Hypocrite

Banana seller

Charles: Amazon is a hypocrite
Mabel; nah, they give bananas away for free

by Justjunkplsplsplspls March 12, 2023

Hypocrite

Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.

You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Hypocrite

Kids called Ethan

That kid called Ethan is a nerd and a hypocrite

by Cool kid694200 September 25, 2020

Homo-hypocrite

When someone has a stance against LGBT people yet does something incredibly gay like kissing another man or butt fucking.

Brock Lesnar is such a homo-hypocrite. He kissed Brock Lesnar on the lips yet he says he hates gay people.

by doodyman March 11, 2017

hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019

Hypocrite

Two people called bec and Harry.

Bec and Harry called me bum buddy whilst bumming each other. What hypocrites.

by JDownsyndrome September 26, 2020

Hypocrite

Rachel from Tower of God

Rachel is a fucking Hypocrite man, you know it, we know it.

by Taishu April 27, 2020