Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)
Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.
by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.
by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things they do.
Gretchen Whitmer going to places un-masked and no distancing while telling everyone they need to. Such a hypocrite
by Skynet07 May 23, 2021

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.
Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.
Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.
Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.
by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.
The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023
