A guy who is 6'3 about 305 pounds, who is
always drunk, and running down the streets of
New Orleans, punching cars and
lamp posts, hurting his hands more than anything... Jäger Hulk has no real powers.
I saw this jäger hulk walking down bourbon street and he grabbed this little guy, like a bear would a
salmon, AMAZING SPEED for his size, and I was
like "Oh are they friends, are they lovers, what's going on here?" And the little guy said "who are you, get your hands off me" and I'm
like, "oh they're not friends or lovers... This is assault."