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homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009
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Young and the hopeless

by Cara June 29, 2004
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homelessly

The girl is so busted, she is homelessly.
by justagoodguy November 4, 2006
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hopeless romantic

A person that places his or her search for love as the number one priority. They place it above family, friends, career, health and home because they crave the love of another so desperately. The problem this creates is that they are not attractive because they ignore the other aspects of their lives and this decreases their chances of every finding love. Thus, the hopelessness. Typically, they will only encounter other desperate lovers or people that want to exploit their desperateness. The cure for the hopeless romantic is to put the priority on other aspects of their life and experience joy and happiness with work, home, friends and family. When a person focuses their love on those things, love will follow them everywhere and a partner to share those things with will come.
Signs you might be a hopeless romantic:
Poor performance at work.
Less time spent with friends and family.
Letting the home become a place to hide and not a launching pad for life.
Abusing your body with food, drugs, or alcohol in an attempt to replace the high felt from love.
by nickmg1975 October 1, 2006
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Fucking homeless guys

Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.
I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.
by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009
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homeless sexual

"Hey! Give that homeless sexual a dime!"
by TERRRRI January 6, 2008
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homeless rollercoaster

When you steal a blanket from a homeless individual and proceed to conduct various sexual activities on top of it. Later that night when you can hardly stand, return the blanket and run away. (this is far more enjoyable when the blanket you steal happens to be that destitute's only blanket)
'joe blow, the homeless man on 5th street, has been unhappy lately due to a run-in with the notorious homeless rollercoaster'
by toggaf a ton April 30, 2013
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