apple juice straight from the hose

Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.

My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.

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Hosehound

A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.

Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....

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when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

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DAMN HES SUCH A HOSEBANGER!!

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MILEY CYRUS BEING THROWN TO THE GROUND, HOEDOWN.

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A ho that's like a bro, but mostly a ho.

Bro #1: Yo that hosef at work was bangin' today.
Bro #2: Yeah, brosef- she's cool tho.

hosef by RaffyG August 21, 2007

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Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

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