Hiphopesphofagus

The Fatty excess skin around the chin area.

1. Have you seen Jesse lately? He caught the Hiphopesphofagus.

by Dasheca March 31, 2008

himpsh

a weird ass person

dude, joe is such a himpsh

by NotaHimpsh October 8, 2008

hiphopsical

A hip-hop musical. A melo-dramatic pice of shit which is valuable only for its comedic value.

R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is a hiphopsical

by bo0bookittyfuck September 22, 2010

Himpoverished

Reduced to singledom (female).

Recently split-up with boyfriend.

Abbie: Are you going out with your boyfriend tonight?

Terrianne: No, he dumped me for a younger model.

Raymondo: Awww, bless; Terrianne's been himpoverished!

by Melkisadek November 30, 2010

hmmphta

a noise made during sex. its manly and unnatractive. it sounds like "HM-FA-TRA" but incredibly fast.

"oohhh jenny... jenny! hmmphta"

by fairyturkey December 12, 2011

Hamphalf

When someone explains something or relates a story that starts in the story-teller's head and only half of the story is conveyed verbally; usually the second half. As if the story was Hampered by their own internal confusion and Half of their message actually reaches their vocal chords and is thus transferred past their lips.

Bill: "...so you should give Jim a call."
Greg: "Jim who?"
Bill: "What didn't you understand?"
Greg: "Everything that preceded SO! You pulled another Hamphalf! You should really consider a CAT Scan!"

by Huge Viking August 20, 2011

Humphor

A person who dislikes confrontation and is extremely annoying and gay. Also, that person probably has only one left nut.

Misael really cried at the prom dance,

Yeah, he's one hell of a Humphor, no doubt about it!

by AzZaZz123 October 13, 2011