Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible is just another term for being bisexual that people who are closeted about their sexuality and want to hold onto some part of a heterosexual identity that never was there in the first place since they are not straight or hetero at all.

If the person was really heterosexual or straight they would not be having sex with the same gender while drunk or at all, or sexually attracted to both genders or bisexual.

I'm heteroflexible it means I'm bisexual but I can call myself by a different label to avoid the biphobia that gay men and lesbians have towards bisexuals.

by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

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Hatepunch

A punch so filled with hate that it, for a split second, becomes hate itself. The fist turns into a white-hot ball of energy that completely incinerates the punchee's entire body, and makes his dick shrink down to a half-inch. The Hatepunch has been perfected only by those who have either harbored enough hate or killed enough people to summon it. Also, whenever a Hatepunch is issued, all women in the immediate surrounding area lose their clothing.

"I heard he used a hatepunch on him. That's what caused the explosion downtown."

by Thisisanoriginalname January 6, 2013

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hatepaigning

A PR practice which makes use of social media to promote a blog/service/book/site by intentionally posting inflammatory content that is likely to be shared and reblogged by the public out of rage against the content creator, which, in turn funnels the public to the content creator's social media pages, and making a relatively unknown person suddenly well-known (if hated) and by extension promotes the whatever unrelated product.

Quin Woodward Pu overreacted to a break-up text by sending the guy's sexts to his boss and showing the screenshots online. She washatepaigning for her vapid and narcissistic books because her father didn't want to pay for her condo anymore.

by memeguerilla September 26, 2013

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