[heady]

really fucking hard fucking glass for fucking pipes

This fucking heady pipe fell off the fucking table on the fucking concreted and it didn't even fucking break man. it was fucking fucked up.

by fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucker March 27, 2009

[Deer in the headlights]

When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)

Do you wanna play 'deer in the headlights?'

by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018

Headless oscar

When one cuts tip of penis off, plugs into sex partners asshole, then put the headless shaft into the vag.

I rode over to my girls house slap her in the mouth then gave her the best headless oscar she ever got.!

by irish cockfoot August 5, 2010

The Headless Horseman

When a man cuts a jackolantern face in a pumpkin and jacks off into it

I heard Chris had fun on Halloween. He totally did the headless horseman to Mrs. Grossman's jackolantern.

by Dirrrrrrty Frrrrrreaks January 17, 2009

hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004

Heady Wooo

Excessive cheering/excitement at any jam band concert/festival. It usually occurs before the show, when the band comes on, whenever the band does something cool in a song, after each set, before the encore, and after the concert. You'll know it when the crowd slowly starts getting louder and louder and especially when the house lights go off.

Spunion #1: Man, Trey was on fire tonight! I started woooing so hard after he nailed the YEM intro...WOOOOO!!!!!!

Spunion #2: Yeah brah, heady wooo!!!

(crowd): WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

by woooooo!!!!! February 7, 2010

Heady Sexual

A straight male that doesn't mind receiving a blowjob from a male or female. "A mouth is a mouth" mentality

He'll never have anal sex but he's a heady sexual.

Most white guys in the military are heady sexual.

by CharlieRapCritic December 31, 2016