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Hampstead North Carolina

Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.

Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.

Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
by bridgetp80 August 6, 2011
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Panty Hamster

An abnormally hairy snatch
Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!
by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003
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hapster

A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.
My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.
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Hampstead

Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.
It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.
by J-Bird Spice December 16, 2010
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hamster pillow

A small patch of well groomed hair just above the vagina.
A make shift beard for a man or woman when one rests thier chin on the pubic hair resulting in a beard.
She had a perfectly groomed pussy resembling a small hamster pillow. Her hamster pillow was so cute I wanted to rest my head on it.
by fman68 October 31, 2006
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halston sage

grace, the dumb blond on how to rock on nickelodeon. you're jealous of her because she's prettier than you and banging james maslow.
person 1: that one halston sage chick is so fucking hot
person 2: ew no she's ugly
person 1: than i wish i was as ugly as her
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hamster pop

A term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves orgasm, but has a ridiculously small ejaculation, similar to that of a hamster.
"Jenna Jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop."
by Ding May 7, 2003
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