After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013

Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys

An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.

*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.

by Regular person#4643461 September 20, 2020

Shit Happens

This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.

The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.

by biker dude November 8, 2009

Happenapelling

'Happenapelling' can be used in place of 'Happening'

Guy 1: Hey dude, whats happenapelling?
Guy 2: What? lol you should submit that to Urban Dictionary!

by Ge15t February 7, 2009

Happens

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

by MiketurkJackdanielsproductions August 13, 2017

hanene

the best TBHK ship ever

I LOVE HANENE

by kellymoll November 9, 2021

God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

by zeljko January 30, 2009