Joude Hammoud

The most amazing, swag and beautiful person you will ever meet. Will always be in the right and defend those who mean a lot to her. She will use manipulation to get her way no matter what but that’s not a bad thing <3. Also is usually a midget terrorist chipmunk ;)

Joude Hammoud is mine whahahahaha

by Yours truly Connor ;) October 1, 2021

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019

Hamson

Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.

Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.

by omfgplanes September 30, 2006

Hamborghini

(n.) A Lamborghini filled with people that are drunk (i.e., hammered).

The people in that Hamborghini were at the club drinking for hours. I hope somebody has good car insurance.

by TheJizel November 10, 2011

Hammocking

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.

Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.

by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019

hammo

1. incredibly cool

2. to be hit in the head: a falcon

1. he's looking rather hammo today

2. damn, he just got hammo'ed with that football!

by theoriginalHammo September 20, 2005