nig-hammer

A rock used in the same fashion as a hammer.

Tyrone did not have enough money for a toolbox, so he had to drive the nails in with a nig-hammer.

by robsilva5451 April 8, 2009

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lollipop hammer

A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.

"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."

by chaunpop January 2, 2014

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hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.

Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.

by PlumberDan October 12, 2005

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Flesh Hammer

Doc. Johnson, the penis, your schlong

Witness the power of my flesh hammer!

by jgesq April 20, 2007

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The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.

Use with caution!

I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.

by style September 7, 2014

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