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hawking

(v) - The hand form of docking. Used in place of shaking someone's hand, go in for a fist bump, at the last second pull away, make a screeching sound, open hand and clasp onto awaiting fist like a hawk attacking prey. Used to establish dominance over an individual.
Greg didn't understand hawking until George dominated his hand after a faux fist bump.
by BizarroKarl December 27, 2011
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haking

acting totally rude and flopping all over the floor, gasping for air, basically every second
hey what's up with that fucking egregious grin there dude shit you just knocked over my lamp I can't believe I ever let you in my house you are getting water everywhere and you smell like a lobster
dude I'm just haking chill
by Gark the Globin April 16, 2013
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Hawking

When a girl is staring down a guy she wants to hook up with and does whatever is neccessary to get with him
Did you see brittney last night at the party she kept hawking sebastian.
by mr. hawk March 24, 2009
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hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.
by In the next room September 15, 2008
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hawking-up

An audible effort to clear the throat by expelling phlegm.
The café manager kept hawking-up as he had a heavy flu and it was disgusting because we were eating.
by Jobbing Man April 26, 2017
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tsm hawking

Person 1: I love watching fortnite!
Person 2: Are you watching tsm hawking?
Person 1: Of course I am!
by cheesythecheese March 13, 2018
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The Stephen Hawking

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.
Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.
by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017
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