Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

Google Seppuku

"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.

Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."

"JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time."

by Stevy July 17, 2005

Google Maps

At first it was just colored lines on a screen, now it's 3D and realistic. One could say that now Google Maps is beter than most video games.

I spent my entire history class looking for my house on Google Maps.

by Fat & Furious June 26, 2014

Google

1. One of the fastest and most widely used search engines.

2. Slang used by hoes in Subic, Philippines meaning to stick a finger up someone's asshole to make them cum. In Subic US Naval Forces pay hoes by each nut or cum. Pronounced goo-goll.

1. I just used google to find some pregnant porn.
2. Sergeant Jones was taking too long to bust so she googled him so they can finish the transaction.

by slizzerd v May 12, 2010

Google Classroom

fuckin' dank ass school website most high school prisoners are forced to surrender their social life on the weekends to this wack ass bullshit. this website accentuates every aspect of hell complied into a website

Megan: yo nigga did you submit youre shit to google classroom ?
Stephanie: fuck dat bullshit miss kiesha is a wack ass bicth
Megan: yo shword!

by swaggy.steph69 January 14, 2018

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010