gerber baby

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

by bear213 March 31, 2009

Ass Gerbil

One who likes gerbil ass.

Garrett is such an ass gerbil.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.

Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008

Gerbiltastic

Something that feels so good it gives you a tingling sensation in your arse.

Emily gave me the best fucking blowjob last night it was gerbiltastic.

by toemouse January 18, 2010

Geebs

Geebs, or Ganja Buckaneers (GB's = Geebs), are people who hover around people @ parties and other social gatherings to try and score free hits in a sesh.

"Eh, Bro, we gotta slide this session outside, or there are gonna be more Geebs than Founders and we're pooched."

by Jephrey June 11, 2006

Gerbler

Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury.

I heard Richard Gere was a gerbler.

by ShayShay Mali December 28, 2007

pocket gerbil

A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.

"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*

by 3X1L3D September 17, 2008