Ethical gooning

To goon to fictional characters while understanding their complexity and character arcs.

M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning

by FernGmod June 21, 2025

Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk

Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?

by Eieh June 28, 2025

Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.

Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.

by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025

Pinterest Gooning

To doom scroll any art, fashion, or cultural media.

Instead of getting a job, Patricia spends her time Pinterest Gooning rather than working towards her dreams.

by NegativePack October 21, 2025

Butterfly gooning

When you gracefully and sensitively stroke your peanits so gracefully and softly it reminds you of a butterfly wing flapping

I was butterfly gooning out in the forest, and nature started calling my name.

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww November 12, 2025

Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.

Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself

by DreamGooner November 22, 2025

giggle gooning

when your dih is really ticklish so when you goon you start giggling

"Don't touch me there I'm a giggle gooner."
"My grandma hears me when I'm giggle gooning."

by pseudonym4444444444444445 December 26, 2025