Ireland Garrett

Ireland Garrett is a sexy godness who has a big booty.Ireland Garrett is not only a sexy godness but she is very loving and caring also. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her because of her amazing looks. But if you make a ireland garrett pissed your going have to deal with a bitchy non-caring Ireland Garrett

Guy 1: Danm Look its a Ireland Garrett i so wanna tap her!

Guy 2: Bro i know right! That ass tho!

Girl 1: Omg i so wanna be a Ireland Garrett!

by Shamrockssss March 21, 2016

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Garrett Resley

He's Batman!.. Enough Said

John: "Who's Garrett Resley?"
Dylan: "Batman, Who Else"

by Midstar11 May 22, 2023

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Garrett

Garrett’s love to creep up on drunk girls and doesn’t reciprocate or know how to do anything in bed but face fucks you in return

that girl just got Garretted. Her night is probably ruined now

by Ghftvknt August 7, 2019

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Dirty Garrett

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face

I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick

by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

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Garrett

Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.

You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!

by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022

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Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

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