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Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank
by Barry charver October 10, 2021
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Fury

A highly strategic, near-mythical war machine operating in the world of Last War. Known for his devastating PvP strength, whisper-level communication skills, and an uncanny ability to vanish into CNX or UMA just before joining TSX (allegedly).

A rare hybrid of military intelligence, fitness enthusiast, and ninja-style alliance member. While most players are either talkers or fighters, Fury’s the guy who reads the whole war report in 12 seconds, wipes a base, and disappears again—like Batman, if Batman bench-pressed tanks.

A master of mystery, possessing an MBA and the biceps of a protein-powered Spartan. Has been "just about to join TSX" since 2023, creating more suspense than the Game of Thrones finale (and marginally less betrayal).

In reality, Fury is disciplined, analytical, and relentlessly fit. In-game, he’s an elite PvP specialist and an accidental stand-up comedian thanks to his alliance-hopping antics and expert-level trolling of one (1) very patient friend.

Fun Facts:

Communication style: Rare, efficient, possibly encrypted. / Home alliance: All of them. At once. Temporarily. / War record: Classified. But terrifying. / Cardio routine: Probably longer than your entire alliance meeting. / Mood: 90% focus, 10% mischief, 100% unreadable.

See also:
Cheshire Cat, BR Whisperer, The MBA Assassin, Your Alliance Next Week?
I’ve fought beside Fury twice. Both times, the only thing louder than the damage was the silence he left behind. He’s not loud. He’s decisive.
by jax2020 June 6, 2025
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Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her
She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.
by GTrainK October 14, 2020
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fury

a time where a thirteen year old ,usually male, tries to insult a furry or therian.
"EW FURY!! GAY!!"
by SirLarksALot May 14, 2024
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Furi Gina

A new character being played on Omegle who eats apples to shit apple pies. Furi Gina then sells her pies in an illegal bakery.
Having no time available to do her own baking, Sally can often bee seen at Furi Gina's Bakery picking up an AppleShit Pie baked fresh from the ass of Furi Gina.
by antie nae September 29, 2011
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