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Funky Bandz

John: Wanna trade your monkey silly bandz for my kitty silly bandz?

Jack: That isn't a silly bandz you fuckwit. That's a fucking FUNKY BANDZ. Get a fucking life you fucking asshole and stop ripping people off with your fucking imitation silly bandz. Go home and kill yourself. It will make the world a better place for all.
by SILLY BANDZ September 9, 2010
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an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)
Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!
by who needs to know? May 7, 2005
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Funky Town

1. a 1980 number one hit for the R&B/funk/post-discogroup Lipps,Inc. (pronounced "lip synch" - yes, that's how U say it). They were basically a one hit wonder.

2. a Top 10 hit in 1987 for the Australian New Wave group Pseudo Echo. It has a harder-edged sound than the original seven years before. A genuine butt kicker. Pseudo Echo also scored a hit with their own "Living in a Dream" earlier in 1987.

3. because of their playing the Pseudo Echo hit, San Francisco radio stations gave the nickname "Funky Town" to their city itself.
1. ... won't you take me to
Funky Town!

2. "Funky Town" was riding high on the charts in the summer of 1987.

3.
Carl: Let's go to Funky Town and see the Chinese New Year parade in Chinatown! Then we can eat some Peking duck at the Golden Dragon restaurant.

Phil: Alright!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2008
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fungly

A person that is funny, but ugly
Chris Rock is a fungly mofo.
by Dee March 10, 2004
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funky anus

one rectum that reeks like some serious old skanky shit
dude.. do have one funky anus
by Will July 23, 2004
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funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.
Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."
by Smashica Scharborough May 3, 2010
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Funky Chicken Sock Rock

When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!
My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.
by I<3sockrock October 19, 2007
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