fudge me

fuck me

Holy carp, is the homework due today? Fudge me.

by looseleaf December 5, 2013

Fudge Nucker

Fudge Nucker is another word for a-hole or butt head. It could also mean a nut breaker (not the kind you eat) cuz' if you get offended girls you know where you're gonna kick a man.

Boy grabs girl's chest...

Girl-YOU FUDGE NUCKER! *kicks him where it hurts! OUCH!*

Boy-OW!

Girl walks away giggling with her friends.

by Yoda! March 22, 2009

marble fudge

marble fudge is the outcome of one's being rammed in the ass and then shitting out the cum/shit in a marble-like swirled pattern.

"Sarah, you are good for nothing! You're about as useful as a bum's marble fudge!!"


(Sarah cries)

by christian owens January 20, 2009

fudge packer

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.

Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!

by Droppin Knowledge September 15, 2005

Fudge Butler

The act of placing your anal deposits on a silver tray and serving it to your partner (normaly while still warm).

That skat bitch loved it when i performed my hot, fresh, fudge butler.

by MarcusB September 3, 2005

Fudge nuggets

Slang for "fuck" or "shit"

Oh fudge nuggets, I forgot to bring pencil crayons.

NUGGETS! I stubbed my toe.

by KendyKilljoy August 19, 2014

Fudge Donut

When one ejaculates in another's mouth, and does a shit on top, THEN squeezes their cheeks, making the "custard" ooze out from the mouth, thus creating a Fudge Donut

Customer: Ill take a Fudge Donut please

Baker: Are you sure...?

Customer: Hell yeah!

(or)

I totally gave Bernie's Grandmother a fudge donut last night.

by Stegy McCazcaz October 10, 2008