Fruit of Yanni

Fruit of Yanni is a legendary thing that only the highest of the high can reach. It is said that only a man who bears golden robes can achieve and eat the fruit of yanni.

My heart yearns for the fruit of yanni.

by TheyCallMeBigQuill69 November 14, 2011

fruitakke

When you eat a piece of fruit and the juice squirts all over your face.

"I wanted to eat a peach for breakfast, but I didn't want fruitakke on my way to work"

by ingnuty August 26, 2013

Fruitgasm

When a piece of fruit is so juicy and amazing that you have and orgasm from the fruit. This can be achieved from inserting the fruit into the whole of your choice wether it be in the upper or lower regions.

Oh my holy fuck! Judy just had a Fruitgasm from that piece of watermelon!

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

Fruit blow up

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up

Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"

by I Hump Llamas February 28, 2017

fruit sucking

When and individual is sucking another's adam's apple.

It was steamy in the room and John was fruit sucking the shit out of max.

by Avoo Nosredna March 7, 2017

Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.

"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

fruit medley

When one eats fruit out of another's butt crack/hole.

She loves a good fruit medley early in the morning.

He loves to eat fruit medleys.

by fruitmedley December 28, 2018