fruit medley

When one eats fruit out of another's butt crack/hole.

She loves a good fruit medley early in the morning.

He loves to eat fruit medleys.

by fruitmedley December 28, 2018

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019

Fruintiquo

It means a fruity man who likes to eat fruit

guy 1: hey you know what I am, a Fruintiquo
guy 2: but thats not what my uncle edarious said

by Rruempatrummp May 11, 2019

Fruit corner

A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.

by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019

fruffrufruf

When you haven’t shaved your legs and it’s spiky.

person 1: have you shaved your legs?
person 2: no they’re kinda fruffrufruf.

by fruffrufruf December 24, 2020

Fruit

So fruit. Some fruit look like light bulbs, see strawberries look like buttplugs. and grapes look like anal beads. and a squash looks like Monster Cock. and a banana looks like a dildo, (obviously) and yeah. these wam bam toys are the best like no cap for real bruvvvie wyvvie smh my head anal fuck hesd sorry. so if someone says they like fruit, they secretly love sex toys inside them.:)

Person 1: mmm fruits are so good inside me

person 2: wtf

by balogna mans March 16, 2022

fruit hockey

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck

rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit

by lildog776 November 17, 2022