When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
by Sickjames February 4, 2018
Get the Blind frosty mug.The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.
Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?
Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty
Lavender: dammit
Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.
Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty
Lavender: dammit
Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.
by Random ldiot June 12, 2020
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When you are on a road trip with your girl, she wants to give you that road pleasure, you pull over in the snow and get a blowie in the snow. You just got a frosty!
by El Dirte' November 8, 2018
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What was once Frosty The Snowman, is now Frosty The Pervert, he is Frosty The Snowman's evil brother, he is a rebel, and dispises x-mas!
Beating his meat all over the street, look at Frosty go!!!
Sliding his hands all over his glands, his cum is white as snow!!! o.O wow that Frosty The Pervert for you! lol
Sliding his hands all over his glands, his cum is white as snow!!! o.O wow that Frosty The Pervert for you! lol
by jecemini January 12, 2008
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The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.
by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003
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