French Bitch

A girl who likes to parade around her ability to speak French even though she isn't of French origin, didn't ever go to France, and judging by how ugly she is- has probably never even been French kissed.

Look at that French Bitch pretending she's more than just a dirty slut from Oregon.

by shayshayshazam December 2, 2010

French Lessons

deep throat blow jobs.

Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.

by rock_monkey17 August 27, 2009

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 1, 2005

French bread

Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.

My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?

by RatchetBoo July 5, 2003

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.

I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.

by Tex Tile January 1, 2022

Jay French

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."

2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.

"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"

by whorebeezy March 20, 2010

French teacher

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.

Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D

by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021