After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
Get the Porky foreskinmug. The protective hoodie skin of your penis which also serves other functions as such lubrication, docking and casing.
Josh: There's only one skin, two skin, three skin... Where's my foreskin?
Dante: Toniiiight. Open my eyes.
Dante: Toniiiight. Open my eyes.
by Blazamuel June 13, 2024
Get the Foreskinmug. when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance
you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025
Get the foreskin cheesemug. Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Get the two cocks of the same foreskinmug. by WthAj November 20, 2021
Get the Foreskinmug. You just be in a call or in person and constantly say “alligator skin on my foreskin” to annoy your friends or be retarded with them
Or “YO THAT NIGGA GOT ALLIGATOR SKIN ON HIS FORESKIN”
“Bitch ass nigga wit alligator skin for foreskin”
Or “YO THAT NIGGA GOT ALLIGATOR SKIN ON HIS FORESKIN”
“Bitch ass nigga wit alligator skin for foreskin”
by Big dick daddy papi October 7, 2024
Get the Alligator skin on my foreskinmug. When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."
Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"
Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."
Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"
Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."
Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"
Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."
Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"
Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."
Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
by 00000000000000000001111-deacti March 4, 2024
Get the Foreskin Fraudmug.