banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Banter

The fine art of taking the piss!!

Banter!!

Josh- what's that stupid stupid smile on your face Brian?
Brian- I bang this filthy bird last night.... his name was Jamie!

#bants #cant take a joke #wetwipe

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

Banter-wagon

Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.

Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.

1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."

2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"

3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?

by KingFreshie February 20, 2011

Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.

I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout

by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021

banter snaps

Using Snapchat to try to destroy someone's self-image

Person 1: Hey let's go bowling!

Person 2: Sure! But no banter snaps though.

by kJ7 May 27, 2017

Banter

Not whatever the fuck rhea just did

Ayyy banter

by Bigpussydixkcunt October 31, 2018

Banter

Madge probably made it

Coorrrr thats banter, Madge must of told you that one

by Madge0 June 20, 2019