Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021

Nick Flarey

the biggest asshole, douchebag, stank ass bitch you’ll ever meet

“Have you heard of Nick Flarey?”
“Yeah, he’s a real butt fuck.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 8, 2022

The adventure of flaren and shosh

A children’s show about these two space monkeys and their adventures in the universe. They are brightly colored farmers.

“Dude have you seen the new episode of the adventure of flaren and shosh it was rad”

by Licknrn October 13, 2021

flare dog

When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.

Oh man I gave that girl the best flare dog that I stained her teeth brown.

by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006

Floreen

Useless except when you need a headache

She will ruin any ones life

Wow look how she floreen that up

by Farari_boy21 December 18, 2019

Florence

Florence is a girl you don't mess with. If she's in the room, she'll have seen you. She will have a separate opinion for every person, and sometimes her views might surprise you.

If Florence wants something. She gets it.
Florence usually has eyes that stare into your soul. There will always be people who hate Florence. Even though she has dark humour and rarely smiles, Florence is the most loyal friend you can get.

You don't want to lose a Florence, and yet you'll always manage to.

Person 1: Woah that girl, she's so short
Person 2: She's a Florence. Be careful, she's deadly.

by OhDidYouMissMe January 13, 2023

flare guns

When one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: "These are not for violence...they are just to send a message."

Some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states "check out these guns" or "welcome to the gun show"...these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. However, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said DBag "These are my flare guns. They are not for violence...they are just to send a message."

by abeio April 4, 2011