floods

The food eaten when you have a flu.

Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods

by Lucky_Icecube August 13, 2017

african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

by Flood water March 11, 2019

wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018

Flood me

To send someone a bunch of pictures and videos of yourself.

@therealyvngever

Him: Can you FLOOD me real quick?

Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.

by @Therealyvng4ever August 11, 2022

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.

When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.

by Camobandit October 27, 2020

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are

“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.

by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025