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mood flakes

Snow showers that are more atmospheric than intrusive
The snow showers will be nothing more than some "mood flakes"
by deftone207 December 21, 2018
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Racism-flake

Someone who can't refute facts, truth or logic of a situation, so they pull the race card.
Teachers in California are saying requiring the right answer for math is racist, they are such racism-flakes.
by MacDtx April 21, 2021
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 20, 2019
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gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.
Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!
by The___best! September 15, 2019
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Temmie flakes

A cereal that taste so good that you can't taste it
by Rin Kamisuki May 19, 2020
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Cadbury Flake

A person who flakes on events or plans. They crumble under pressure and melt away from their commitments. Someone who is all over the place and cannot get their sh*t together. They are generally sweet but unreliable.
"Tom isn't coming tonight"

- "Ahh what a Cadbury flake!"

"I know he's such a melt"
by SSoloo November 17, 2018
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nipple flakes

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later
by stoniebolony April 15, 2016
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