A Legend among stories, it is said that one fiki is born every 2,000 years. The description of a Fiki is someone who will not take no for an answer during sexual relations. It is said that the Fiki is known to whip out their wang and tell a girl she has 3 seconds to get on it or else it is going back in the cage. Denying the Fiki will only bring more trouble and the penalty is a viscious skull fuck. To spot a Fiki isn't hard, they are someone who are known to take diggers in gym class or someone who might do a U-turn in oncoming traffic. The only protection from a Fiki once under his surveillance is suicide.
The girl just wasn't feeling it so Fiki took matters into his own hands and skull fucked the girl till she had whiplash.
by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006
Get the Fiki mug.To sing a song based on sci-fi, borrowing a tune from another song, but replacing the words to relate to a chosen sci-fi show.
A cross between 'fi' and 'folk'.
A cross between 'fi' and 'folk'.
1- Where's Tom?
2- He's gone filking at the sci-fi convention.
1- Why's that?
2- I think he just felt like a filk
2- He's gone filking at the sci-fi convention.
1- Why's that?
2- I think he just felt like a filk
by PJOWho March 5, 2009
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by Josh Mcenroe July 12, 2004
Get the Finishing move mug.refers to the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers (fingies) into a vagina. Fingers only become fingies once they are actually inside a vagina. If the whole hand is inserted it is no longer fingies, but fisties.
Gord: Yo Rob what happened with that girl you took home last night?
Rob: It was kind of a disappointment, I gave her the fingies, then she peaced
Gord: weak
Rob: It was kind of a disappointment, I gave her the fingies, then she peaced
Gord: weak
by GordonBombay87 July 18, 2010
Get the the fingies mug.Random location..."Eres de aqui?"..."No, soy finikera.". (Are you from here?...No, I'm a Phoenician.)
by lafinikera August 16, 2019
Get the finikera mug.A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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