throat fingerer

when a female (specifically named madi) shoves their index, and middle finger down a guys throat, than proceeds to act as she is fingering it.

Madi: *Shoves fingers down logan’s throat*
Logan: Your such a throat fingerer.

by Madiloveslogan January 3, 2023

Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016