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Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
by TomereshefF May 4, 2006
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Fraser Clark

fraser who is 7th in line to godliness is so hot but dont tell him we sed that o and he is jesus
by Frasers stalker April 19, 2004
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tom farmer

The very musically and entertaininly talented lead singer of the band, Strawberries. He started the band originally in Salem, Oregon... playing many local shows, and slowly but surely aqquiring more and more devoted fans.
Did you see Tom Farmer's band's show the other day? They're called Strawberries and they rock the socks off anyone that has a chance to listen.
by Jaime June 11, 2006
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poo farmer

a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer
"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"
by ermatty August 20, 2008
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farmer's league

farmers league is used by a person who is

1. Arrogant

2. an EPL supremacist. But in fact, the EPL teams especially big sixes are just all so terrible and inconsistent over multiple seasons to make it look competitive.

3. 12 y/old or under who just learned this term so he can show off his "new-found knowledge".

4. Someone who actually does not watch Bundesliga or Serie A.
Only Ligue 1 is farmer's league

Kid: "Bundesliga and Serie A are farmer's leagues"
Father: "I should put you back into elementary school"
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Farse

(pronounced fah-ss) adv.
1. A Trinbagonian word to describe one's nosiness or ability to pry into the affairs of others.
2. Describing one who is overly inquisitive.
3. Part of the term "Farse and out-a-place"
Why yuh so farse! Mind yuh business nah boy.
by Jenn Lee May 2, 2010
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farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...
"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"
by Champers April 30, 2005
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