False Positive

The act of pushing aside normal emotions and facts that are sad, unhappy or bad.

Showing positive emotions or positivity has become a new form of moral correctness.

Natural emotions and opinions about something that are not positive are now seen as bad.

Ever noticed on FB how many are doing the "10 Days Gratitude" Challenge? And other challenges that pushes themselves to become a better self? I get that and it's great.

See how many likes a post on facebook gets when it is a picture of someone on a holiday, birthday, a pretty cake, etc. That's all great too.

Now, when someone even whispers something that is unpleasant to know, even if it is the truth, most people start running off in different directions, as if someone just threw a grenade on the floor.

Modern norms have indoctrinated us to identify, categorize and label speaking the truth about bad things as negative behaviour. And they have learnt to avoid "negative people". Heard of the term "Don't shoot the messenger?"

Embracing good things while avoidance of the bad is plain denial. A false positive behaviour.

by Dribee May 4, 2018

False Blink

When a disposable vape blinks to indicate it’s run out of charge, while in fact it has not. Typically it will last for a while after a false blink

Yo I think your vape died bro

Hit it again it was probably a false blink

(Hits the vape)

Oh shit, it was a false blink!

by Ihatefreshies February 25, 2022

false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

false brain

the thing that happens when ur dad buys ur degree aka George Waker Bush

george bush sr. bought his son's degree from Yale UNiversity, so he has a false brain.

Bush is a stupid fuck face.

by vickec December 9, 2004

False Face

A false face is a motha fucka who lies all the time and sometimes doesn't even know it, but you can see it in their face.

"So, the other day Dr. Sharp showed up to Calculus class and was starring at me the whole time and I was like telling Dr. Crist to tell him to stop looking so Dr. Crist said... "Dr. Sharp... please take a look at FALSE FACE'S vaginal area!"

by Queen Kernal August 2, 2008

false ban

A false ban is when a player is banned on a Minecraft Server, when they are using cheats but say it was false, to keep their Minecraft success.

Zuiy: I got a fucking false ban

by mintedthemineman April 13, 2017

False Bang

(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another

Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person

"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."

by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010