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Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".
Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(
by Van der Bisch September 29, 2010
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fairy duster

an uber feminine heterosexual person with a dick that fails at everything they try to do
"Man! You are SUCH a fairy duster! You just got totally rejected by that hot chick because you're too girly! What a fairy duster!"
by Qui Qui November 12, 2009
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Fairy Spotter

A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.
What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.
by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009
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weed fairy

the best fairy in the world. give you weed/weed money mysteriously when you need it most.
amber: "the weed fairy visited last night, now i can finally buy some bud"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"
by admebl November 10, 2011
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Posterior Fairy

Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc
That guys is such a posterior fairy!
by Szerdi September 30, 2003
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poo fairy

this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...
by alasondro April 19, 2010
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Fairy boy

Someone who's a cute lil innocent bean (can be any gender) or an insult meaning a boy who is overly feminine but really it works better a complement
"He's so innocent and adorable wot a lil fairy boy"
"He's so feminine and goody-two-shoes what an annoying little fairy boy"
by Andy dandy doodle boi September 23, 2017
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