father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017

Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!

A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

Figure it out

I'm glad you're finally ready to admit that you're just trying to torture me by trying to get me to solve a null-proposition while I sit here and die from whatever is causing the pressure in my skull.

A fucking retard "Figure it out."

Hym "There's nothing to figure out so if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to murder as many kids as possible."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

jaktion figures

The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.

"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"

by guest456546 November 29, 2024