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why does this exist

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"
by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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ching chong your existence is gone

a Vietnam war meme were an American gets turned into flesh pancake when Vietnamese tree soldier shoots him
American: Ah what a normal day destroying some Vietnamese soldiers.
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake before he could frun*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done
by a meme definition February 13, 2023
mugGet the ching chong your existence is gonemug.
please bro im begging you i have numerous diabilities i have had so many bad things happen in the span of a couple minutes my steak came well done my toenails infected the minorities oppressed the chimneys smoking grindr stopped working the earth crumbling closiometry the teletubbies died the bad things the they dont fit on one or even two three seven any hands ok you need to listen ok this was my thesis my central cherrythought my hyperfixation if you will alright ah ok uh please stop looking up watermelon sugar im just a soft lonely depresso anime boyo waltzing to my car alone in detroit where uptown funk was played in the cold super mario wrinkle streets oh god ah fuck
Aiome: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Dana: please kys aiome
by quantizisationabilition June 21, 2021
mugGet the But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.mug.

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